But even if Ok Cupid users didn't have someone to tie them up (which people were way more interested in than doing the tying up), they still handled their business way more than last year because the site saw an 18 percent increase in users who masturbate a few times per week.
Or the guy I leapt away from as he tried to kiss me, gesturing frantically at the giant oozing cold sore on my lip.
Which is fine because she's now dating a personal trainer.
"Who is not an ignorant dilettante," she is quick to add.
Foot in mouth disease Yoga teacher Chintamani knows her way around a gym and so she thought she was on safe ground when she began talking shop with her date.
"I started spouting off about how personal trainers are all a bunch of ignorant dilettantes," she told me.